Hey there grumpy! check out our miserable jewelry available in our online store. Plus we are shipping for free in the US till 2008.

The Unhappy Animals™ are here! Our fancy online store is open, featuring a brand new line of tees and totes. Now you can wear your unhappy heart on your sleeve, literally!

We have launched a revolution against the "fake positive," "nothing gets me down" charade the world is trying to sell us. Face it: no one is happy 24/7. If you feel sad, maybe you should. If you're angry, it's cool by us. And if you're paranoid, it's because we're being watched right now!

The world is rough and the Unhappy Animals got your back. We are hard at work in our underground bunker making a bunch of Unhappy Animals stuff to help spread the message. You don’t need stronger medications, we need to change the world.

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